Bread Kills!
1. More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users.
2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.
3. In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever, and influenza ravaged whole nations.
4. Every piece of bread you eat brings you nearer to death.
5. Bread is associated with all the major diseases of the body. For example, nearly all sick people have eaten bread. The effects are obviously cumulative:
* 99.9% of all people who die from cancer have eaten bread.
* 100% of all soldiers have eaten bread.
* 96.9% of all Communist sympathizers have eaten bread.(and porridge)
* 99.7% of the people involved in air and auto accidents ate bread within 6 months preceding the accident.
* 93.1% of juvenile delinquents came from homes where bread is served frequently.
6. Evidence points to the long-term effects of bread eating: Of all people born before 1839 who later dined on bread, there has been a 100% mortality rate.
7. Bread is made from a substance called "dough." It has been proven that as little as a teaspoon of dough can be used to suffocate a lab rat. The average American eats more bread than that in one day!
8. Primitive tribal societies that have no bread exhibit a low incidence of cancer, Alzheimer's, Parkinson's disease, and osteoporosis.
9. Bread has been proven to be addictive. Subjects deprived of bread and being fed only water begged for bread after as little as two days.
10. Bread is often a "gateway" food item, leading the user to "harder" items such as butter, jelly, peanut butter, and even cold cuts.
11. Bread has been proven to absorb water. Since the human body is more than 90 percent water, it follows that eating bread could lead to your body being taken over by this absorptive food product, turning you into a soggy, gooey bread-pudding person.
12. Newborn babies can choke on bread.
13. Bread is baked at temperatures as high as 400 degrees Fahrenheit! That kind of heat can kill an adult in less than one minute.
14. Most bread eaters are utterly unable to distinguish between significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling.
In light of these frightening statistics, we propose the following bread restrictions:
1. No sale of bread to minors.
2. A nationwide "Just Say No To Toast" campaign, complete celebrity TV spots and bumper stickers.
3. A 300 percent federal tax on all bread to pay for all the societal ills we might associate with bread.
4. No animal or human images, nor any primary colors (which may appeal to children) may be used to promote bread usage.
5. The establishment of "Bread-free" zones around schools.
Sep 28, 2008
Sep 27, 2008
Countdown to Portal Prelude
For anyone who has the Orange Box(TQTQ...yeah) or has bought Portal, you know the Storyline is a little bit unengaging. So, this is Portal Prelude, which is a brilliant game. Anyone who wants the Prelude can ask me for it, after I have gotten it when the timer above counts down. Yeah man, PORTAL PRELUDE!
Sep 25, 2008
Controversy once more.
I shall disturb Naruto and draw fire from people. Yay. Please help me spread the message to anyone who reads/watches/likes Naruto. I'd like to see how many times I get flamed in a few weeks. After this is EOY time, and so my blog will be on hiatus. After my EOY's I shall check on Naruto.
Sep 23, 2008
Gaming
I'm sure Brendy brought TF2 to class lar. I'm like WTF. What's the fun of playing if you don't let me ow...I mean play with friends? Meet Dias the Heavy. Whie he only has 50 HP he makes up for it by being able to slow time every now and then. And I'm a brood mother for my next ever DotA match. Completely lousy experience.
How the hell do you play the game with a completely balanced character? Can't tank, can't range...and I'm sure Agility is the primary stat! When the Strength grows so much...and she's rather more like a tank. The webs don't work well...still able to hit you, spidey. The ulti buff can go kiss my *** and only one attacking skill. Wtf?
And in honour of our maths test...
a = b
a^2 = ab
a^2-b^2 = ab-b^2
(a+b)(a-b) = b(a-b)
a+b = b
2b = b
2 = 1
x = (Pi+3)/2
2x = Pi+3
2x(Pi-3) = (Pi+3)(Pi-3)
2Pix-6x = Pi^2-9
9-6x = Pi^2-2Pix
9-6x+x^2 = Pi^2-2Pix+x^2
(3-x)^2 = (Pi-x)^2
3-x = Pi-x
Pi = 3
-1 = -1
-1/1 = -1/1
-1/1 = 1/-1
sqrt(-1/1) = sqrt(1/-1)
i/1 = 1/i
i = 1/i
i * i = 1
-1 = 1
How the hell do you play the game with a completely balanced character? Can't tank, can't range...and I'm sure Agility is the primary stat! When the Strength grows so much...and she's rather more like a tank. The webs don't work well...still able to hit you, spidey. The ulti buff can go kiss my *** and only one attacking skill. Wtf?
And in honour of our maths test...
a = b
a^2 = ab
a^2-b^2 = ab-b^2
(a+b)(a-b) = b(a-b)
a+b = b
2b = b
2 = 1
x = (Pi+3)/2
2x = Pi+3
2x(Pi-3) = (Pi+3)(Pi-3)
2Pix-6x = Pi^2-9
9-6x = Pi^2-2Pix
9-6x+x^2 = Pi^2-2Pix+x^2
(3-x)^2 = (Pi-x)^2
3-x = Pi-x
Pi = 3
-1 = -1
-1/1 = -1/1
-1/1 = 1/-1
sqrt(-1/1) = sqrt(1/-1)
i/1 = 1/i
i = 1/i
i * i = 1
-1 = 1
Sep 21, 2008
Sep 20, 2008
My 1st dota match.
I played DotA for the first time in my life yesterday. And I'm hooked...until my battle.net stopped working T.T Anyway, for the six rounds that I played, (in a row), I played as Kael da Invoker thrice, Shadow Shaman whatsisname once and Raijin the Storm Panda creep twice. I reasoned that since I like to not die, I should play as a mage. Of course, I was terribly mistaken...all 5v5 except for the shadow shaman, that was 2v2.
I liked Kael. I use the Exort thingy thrice to add like 9 damage per lv, then I use Wex once before using Invoke to get the meteor spell. I didn't really check the stats...just that the meteor looked cool. Then after a failed first blood/tanking attempt, I bo hp liao...so I went to meteor a few creeps and the glaive thrower. It worked, and I lvled...then I wasted my point learning Quas. I thought Quas was utter rubbish, because 2.25 hp per second is crap. Then I realised the Invoke with 3 quas is some freezing thingy that slowed opponents down, which probably saved our asses. Didn't stop the chaos warrior from dying, though. (Noober than a 1st timer diao.)
Anyway...I went to get Orchid Malevolence...expensive like hell, must've cost 5k or more...I thought it was rather good, but then I kept dying after a while so I asked the pro BEYOND GODLIKE guy on my team why the hell that was so and he asked me to buy some cuirassy thing and power treads. Then I asked (noobly) why the hell would I need something that increases str when I was a mage and he told me to click on it but he reccomended I used the str to raise my hp anyways...then he told me to ge the thingy of Skadi(again too noob to remember)but I told him that I didn't know where to buy the point booster and he swore on teamspeak. Overall a fun experience.
Now on to Raijin. I kenna 1st blood and kept getting killed and I was like WTF WHY MY ULTI DOESNT HAVE ANY EFFECT!? Then the pro godlike guy(again. This time he was techie) told me to let him use the mines thing spam 1st and I was like...okay...then I stood near the mines and used ulti and I sucked them all in! It's so cool!!! He got another godlike streak...and I looked stupid because I went to buy a Shiva guard and another Orchid Malevolence(what looks cool is cool to me). And I had a lot of fun being a meat tank as Raijin, what they call noob bait. T.T
I tio owned as shaman. Never gonna say anything about that again.
Dota noob,
PokeKitsune.
I liked Kael. I use the Exort thingy thrice to add like 9 damage per lv, then I use Wex once before using Invoke to get the meteor spell. I didn't really check the stats...just that the meteor looked cool. Then after a failed first blood/tanking attempt, I bo hp liao...so I went to meteor a few creeps and the glaive thrower. It worked, and I lvled...then I wasted my point learning Quas. I thought Quas was utter rubbish, because 2.25 hp per second is crap. Then I realised the Invoke with 3 quas is some freezing thingy that slowed opponents down, which probably saved our asses. Didn't stop the chaos warrior from dying, though. (Noober than a 1st timer diao.)
Anyway...I went to get Orchid Malevolence...expensive like hell, must've cost 5k or more...I thought it was rather good, but then I kept dying after a while so I asked the pro BEYOND GODLIKE guy on my team why the hell that was so and he asked me to buy some cuirassy thing and power treads. Then I asked (noobly) why the hell would I need something that increases str when I was a mage and he told me to click on it but he reccomended I used the str to raise my hp anyways...then he told me to ge the thingy of Skadi(again too noob to remember)but I told him that I didn't know where to buy the point booster and he swore on teamspeak. Overall a fun experience.
Now on to Raijin. I kenna 1st blood and kept getting killed and I was like WTF WHY MY ULTI DOESNT HAVE ANY EFFECT!? Then the pro godlike guy(again. This time he was techie) told me to let him use the mines thing spam 1st and I was like...okay...then I stood near the mines and used ulti and I sucked them all in! It's so cool!!! He got another godlike streak...and I looked stupid because I went to buy a Shiva guard and another Orchid Malevolence(what looks cool is cool to me). And I had a lot of fun being a meat tank as Raijin, what they call noob bait. T.T
I tio owned as shaman. Never gonna say anything about that again.
Dota noob,
PokeKitsune.
Sep 15, 2008
Top Ten
I'm egoistic enough, without this wall of fame thingy...serious!
Anyway my version would be...
1) Kenneth
2) Min Seok
3) Eugene
4) Alex Loh
T5) Me
T5) Jervan
T7) Brendan(Not offending anyone or making reference to anything...)
T7) Benedict
9) Yon Lu
T10) Daniel Mark
T10) Alex Chan
12) Yong Jie
13) Gabriel
14) Daryl Pay
15) Jax
This fits better I believe. Now on to my own table.
Hall of Crusaders.
This is for people who have done a great service to the world, thereby crusaders.
1) Kenneth
He is the only person who has attempted to assasinate the heretic, in fact 14 times. In fact, he fits under FANATIC/HERETIC instead of just crusader.
T2) Yon Lu
T2) Me
T2) Jervan
We are crusaders! He's a Herman Munsteeeerrrr! We teach heresy and it's aftereffects. Definitely tops.
T5) Min Seok
T5) Alex Chan
T5) Daniel Mark
They are the closest thing, spitting on heretic's faces whenever they can. CAN YOU GET LOST!? THANK YOU!
T8) Pretty much the rest of the NORMAL world
T30000000000...)TYM, Jasmine Koh, RI staff, chngjin and gabriel
THEY SUPPORT HERESY! DIE!!!
Thank you.
Anyway my version would be...
1) Kenneth
2) Min Seok
3) Eugene
4) Alex Loh
T5) Me
T5) Jervan
T7) Brendan(Not offending anyone or making reference to anything...)
T7) Benedict
9) Yon Lu
T10) Daniel Mark
T10) Alex Chan
12) Yong Jie
13) Gabriel
14) Daryl Pay
15) Jax
This fits better I believe. Now on to my own table.
Hall of Crusaders.
This is for people who have done a great service to the world, thereby crusaders.
1) Kenneth
He is the only person who has attempted to assasinate the heretic, in fact 14 times. In fact, he fits under FANATIC/HERETIC instead of just crusader.
T2) Yon Lu
T2) Me
T2) Jervan
We are crusaders! He's a Herman Munsteeeerrrr! We teach heresy and it's aftereffects. Definitely tops.
T5) Min Seok
T5) Alex Chan
T5) Daniel Mark
They are the closest thing, spitting on heretic's faces whenever they can. CAN YOU GET LOST!? THANK YOU!
T8) Pretty much the rest of the NORMAL world
T30000000000...)TYM, Jasmine Koh, RI staff, chngjin and gabriel
THEY SUPPORT HERESY! DIE!!!
Thank you.
Sep 14, 2008
Star Wars again.
Watching starwars~~~noticed the distinct lack of kitsunes in it. Well damn. I'd thought there'd be a kitsune I'd missed out, but I guess not. Anyway, here's a star wars joke comparing Luke to Darth Vader
The TRUE ending to "the Empire Strikes Back":
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
A furious lightsaber duel is underway. DARTH VADER is backing LUKE SKYWALKER towards the end of the gantry. A quick move by Vader, chops off Luke's hand! It goes spinning off into the ventilation shaft. Luke backs away. He looks around, but realizes there's nowhere to go but straight down.
Darth Vader: Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father.
Luke: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!
Darth Vader: No... I am your father!
Luke: No, it's not true! It's impossible.
Darth Vader: Search your feelings... you know it to be true...
Luke: NO!
Darth Vader: Yes, it is true.. and you know what else? You know that brass droid of yours?
Luke: Threepio?
Darth Vader: Yes... Threepio... I built him... when I was 7 years old...
Luke: No...
Darth Vader: Seven years old? And what have you done? Look at yourself, no hand, no job, and couldn't even levitate your own ship out of the swamp...
Luke: I destroyed your precious Death Star!
Darth Vader: When you were 20! When I was 10, I single-handedly destroyed a Trade Federation Droid Control ship!
Luke: Well, it's not my fault...
Darth Vader: Oh, here we go... "Poor me... my father never gave me what I wanted for my birthday... boo hoo, my daddy's the Dark Lord of the Sith... waahhh wahhh!"
Luke: Shut up...
Darth Vader: You're a slacker! By the time I was you're age, I had exterminated the Jedi knights!
Luke: I used to race my T-16 through Beggar's Canyon!
Darth Vader: Oh, for the love of the Emperor... 10 years old, winner of the Boonta Eve Open... Only human to ever fly a Pod Racer... right here baby!
Luke looks down the shaft. Takes a step towards it.
Darth Vader: I was wrong... You're not my kid... I don't know whose you are, but you sure ain't mine...
Luke takes a step off the platform, hesitates, then plunges down the shaft.
Darth Vader looks after him.
Darth Vader: Get a haircut!
The TRUE ending to "the Empire Strikes Back":
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
A furious lightsaber duel is underway. DARTH VADER is backing LUKE SKYWALKER towards the end of the gantry. A quick move by Vader, chops off Luke's hand! It goes spinning off into the ventilation shaft. Luke backs away. He looks around, but realizes there's nowhere to go but straight down.
Darth Vader: Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father.
Luke: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!
Darth Vader: No... I am your father!
Luke: No, it's not true! It's impossible.
Darth Vader: Search your feelings... you know it to be true...
Luke: NO!
Darth Vader: Yes, it is true.. and you know what else? You know that brass droid of yours?
Luke: Threepio?
Darth Vader: Yes... Threepio... I built him... when I was 7 years old...
Luke: No...
Darth Vader: Seven years old? And what have you done? Look at yourself, no hand, no job, and couldn't even levitate your own ship out of the swamp...
Luke: I destroyed your precious Death Star!
Darth Vader: When you were 20! When I was 10, I single-handedly destroyed a Trade Federation Droid Control ship!
Luke: Well, it's not my fault...
Darth Vader: Oh, here we go... "Poor me... my father never gave me what I wanted for my birthday... boo hoo, my daddy's the Dark Lord of the Sith... waahhh wahhh!"
Luke: Shut up...
Darth Vader: You're a slacker! By the time I was you're age, I had exterminated the Jedi knights!
Luke: I used to race my T-16 through Beggar's Canyon!
Darth Vader: Oh, for the love of the Emperor... 10 years old, winner of the Boonta Eve Open... Only human to ever fly a Pod Racer... right here baby!
Luke looks down the shaft. Takes a step towards it.
Darth Vader: I was wrong... You're not my kid... I don't know whose you are, but you sure ain't mine...
Luke takes a step off the platform, hesitates, then plunges down the shaft.
Darth Vader looks after him.
Darth Vader: Get a haircut!
Wonders of Photoshop and a Wikipedia Marvel
Watch. Look what I did to wikipedia ROFL. And the motorcycle was done with Adobe Wan Kenobi CS4!
Sep 13, 2008
Life Lessons
My file... T.T I went back to TNS for the MidAutumn festival yesterday. There was some gay singing competition, and the people all 'zhaoxia'. I didn't stay to hear the teachers, though. I met 丘老师 and Ms. Ang there. Actually I tried to stay away from Mrs. Chiam, but she saw me with my gleaming white uniform. Serious. My file tio manhandled...so sad...
Conversation:
Chiam:"Hey Clarence? Why are you wearing school uniform here? Why you never wear home clothes?"
Kitsune:"That's cause I can't be bothered." Then I changed my mind. "No lar I chiong from school mah." (Places blue file down on table)I should have known better.
Chiam:"Oh..." (Notices file) "I hope that's not some kind of project or portfolio that you need to hand in. Like the one you handed to me a week late..."
Kitsune:(Reaches for file)"Eh? Where's it gone...oh my fuc-" (Notices Claire taking it.)"Gaaah!"
Chiam: "Why? Got love letter inside?"
Kitsune:(Stares at her with a steely gaze and runs after Claire) "Oh my god..."
Claire:"Kakashi-sensei~~~" (Opens file)
Kitsune:(Makes it in time) "丘老师不要...不要...读到后面..."
丘老师:"后面一定有鬼的." (Grabs file and sees the first picture, which is the one I posted here in this post) "画得还蛮不错的吗...YAOI! 你以为我不懂那两只狗再说什么吗？"
Kitsune:(Sweating furiously) （Gets punched by Claire)(丘老师 hits me with table tennis bat.)
丘老师:"只有看过的人才会画这些..."
Claire:"You spoiled a kid's dream! Pokemon is supposed to be uncorruptible!"
Yeah that's when she broke my file. By hitting me with it. Damn. Anyway, help me spread the word about this please...this cute picture must be popularised...
Sep 12, 2008
Sep 11, 2008
Sep 9, 2008
NaNoWriMo
Anyway, as some of you may know, I'm signing up to go write a novel in November that is more that 50k words long. (Yeah right I'll decimate that if I really want to, but then the teachers will smell a rat. And I only have one month.)Eugene shall follow in my shadow.(No offence from experience)I shall write about fantasy, and it shalt not contain love. Pokemon maybe but not love. I still can't believe Eugene needs a mentor I'm like WTF? Firstly, a rundown of English teachers I know
ACCCH-Go and die
Rosie Smith-Go and die
JN Selvan-Go and die
TYM-No offence...but do you really think he can help you reach 50k words?
Following Inductive reasoning therefore all english teachers can't be mentors.
ACCCH-Go and die
Rosie Smith-Go and die
JN Selvan-Go and die
TYM-No offence...but do you really think he can help you reach 50k words?
Following Inductive reasoning therefore all english teachers can't be mentors.
Sep 8, 2008
Oh my god
MY EYES THEY BURNT OMFG
HALP!
HALP!
Anyway, back to today's humour. Today we have a military expert coming in to help us.
"Aim towards the Enemy." - Instruction printed on U.S. Rocket Launcher
"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend." - U.S. Army
"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground." - U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop
"If the enemy is in range, so are you." - Infantry Journal
"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit." - Army's magazine of preventive maintenance
"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed." - U.S. Air Force Manual
"Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo." - Infantry Journal
"Tracers work both ways." - U.S. Army Ordnance
"Five-second fuses only last three seconds." - Infantry Journal
"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid." - Col. David Hackworth
"If your attack is going too well, you're probably walking into an ambush." - Infantry Journal
"No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection." - Joe Gay
"Any ship can be a minesweeper ... once." - Anonymous
"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do." - Unknown Army Recruit
"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you." - Your Buddies
"If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him." - U.S. Ammo Troop
Sep 7, 2008
Beer
One day, a man walked into a bar. He looked at the barman and asked for three beers.
"You crazy?"
"No. My bro's in Australia and my best friend is in China, so we drink everyday to celebrate."
"That's a good reason." The barman shrugged, and this continued for 3 years.
Then one fine day, he ordered 2 beers instead. All the other bar regular went silent, and the barman shed a tear.
"I grieve for your terrible loss." The man looked confused for a moment, before recovering.
"Oh. No. I just quit drinking."
"You crazy?"
"No. My bro's in Australia and my best friend is in China, so we drink everyday to celebrate."
"That's a good reason." The barman shrugged, and this continued for 3 years.
Then one fine day, he ordered 2 beers instead. All the other bar regular went silent, and the barman shed a tear.
"I grieve for your terrible loss." The man looked confused for a moment, before recovering.
"Oh. No. I just quit drinking."
Sep 6, 2008
Halp!
Ai cant lyk cheezburger...i can haz cheezburger iz cunspearacee...ai ned halp...adn ur attenshun...iz too young to lol...halp!!! Ai iz confoozled by ajint from abuv...akshully Ai iz suspecs he from teh hell. Wy cant we awl live awn armonee? Halp!
I learnt the art of icanhazcheezburger from my coauthor on msn. Cheezburger...the altimat gif 4 kittens. I'm Kitsune in this conversation.
PokeKitsune: Souls...I eets them.
Co: Tasty tey r, too.
PokeKitsune:Tayste laik cheezburgers??
Co:Tayste laik chikin acshully.
PokeKitsune:Butt chikn tayste laik cheezburgerz…
Co:Chikin always tasted laik hyoomin for me.
PokeKitsune:yu eeted hyoominz?
Co:Dey be crunchy.
PokeKitsune:zombie kitteh wants Ur brainz
Co:I liekz deh cardanom seedz in bredz an caiks.
PokeKitsune:Diddun noe it was good in hawt choklitz.
Co:Wii putz cin-ah-nom and littul teeny bit hawt peppurz in hawt choklitz.
PokeKitsune:Liek in May-hee-koh!
We're obviously damn bored. And I combined fanfiction and art into MANGA. Here's a sample. You can see the familiar blue artfile.
There's also a genius using Iphone to read my blog. I now have access to your SMS. Joking, joking.
I learnt the art of icanhazcheezburger from my coauthor on msn. Cheezburger...the altimat gif 4 kittens. I'm Kitsune in this conversation.
PokeKitsune: Souls...I eets them.
Co: Tasty tey r, too.
PokeKitsune:Tayste laik cheezburgers??
Co:Tayste laik chikin acshully.
PokeKitsune:Butt chikn tayste laik cheezburgerz…
Co:Chikin always tasted laik hyoomin for me.
PokeKitsune:yu eeted hyoominz?
Co:Dey be crunchy.
PokeKitsune:zombie kitteh wants Ur brainz
Co:I liekz deh cardanom seedz in bredz an caiks.
PokeKitsune:Diddun noe it was good in hawt choklitz.
Co:Wii putz cin-ah-nom and littul teeny bit hawt peppurz in hawt choklitz.
PokeKitsune:Liek in May-hee-koh!
We're obviously damn bored. And I combined fanfiction and art into MANGA. Here's a sample. You can see the familiar blue artfile.
There's also a genius using Iphone to read my blog. I now have access to your SMS. Joking, joking.
Secrets of Google
There are some silly functions in google.
Google calculator: Try searching for “answer to life the universe and everything,” “number of horns on a unicorn,” or “once in a blue moon” for funny results. Or you can combine them with the built in google calculator.
Google earth: You have that programme. I do. But you can fly in it with Ctrl-Alt-A, or Command-Option-A for Min Seok.
Picasa: Those with the software should press Ctrl-Shift-Y, for a cute bear to pop up.
Google TiSP: To get TiSP (short for Toilet Internet Service Provider), you first obtain a free self-install kit from Google. Next, you flush one end of the fiber-optic cable (included in kit) down the toilet and then wait for about an hour while the line is connected to the Internet via a “Plumbing Hardware Dispatcher (PHD).” Now hook up your Google wireless router and you’re done.
Spam Folder: Check out the Ad in Spam folder of Gmail
Type in “French Military Victories” in google and hit “I’m feeling lucky”, If you type into google “Who is a failure” and click the search button the very first one on the list says “The President Of the United States - George W. Bush”, if you type in “Find Chuck Norris” and hit the search bar, google says, “google cannot find chuck norris because chuck norris finds YOU!”
Lol have fun.
Google calculator: Try searching for “answer to life the universe and everything,” “number of horns on a unicorn,” or “once in a blue moon” for funny results. Or you can combine them with the built in google calculator.
Google earth: You have that programme. I do. But you can fly in it with Ctrl-Alt-A, or Command-Option-A for Min Seok.
Picasa: Those with the software should press Ctrl-Shift-Y, for a cute bear to pop up.
Google TiSP: To get TiSP (short for Toilet Internet Service Provider), you first obtain a free self-install kit from Google. Next, you flush one end of the fiber-optic cable (included in kit) down the toilet and then wait for about an hour while the line is connected to the Internet via a “Plumbing Hardware Dispatcher (PHD).” Now hook up your Google wireless router and you’re done.
Spam Folder: Check out the Ad in Spam folder of Gmail
Type in “French Military Victories” in google and hit “I’m feeling lucky”, If you type into google “Who is a failure” and click the search button the very first one on the list says “The President Of the United States - George W. Bush”, if you type in “Find Chuck Norris” and hit the search bar, google says, “google cannot find chuck norris because chuck norris finds YOU!”
Lol have fun.
More Wolves
I'm addicted. I took up Band Naming. Anyone wants to try?
1 - Go to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
The first random Wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.
2 - Go to Random quotations: http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3
The last four words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your first album.
If you want to do this again, you'll hit refresh to generate new quotes, because clicking the quotes link again will just give you the same quotes over and over again.
3 - Go to flickr's "explore the last seven days" http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days/
Third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.
Put it all together, that's your debut album.
I went to generate 5 for the fun of it.
Albinism in birds, "Where the sovereignity lies"
Album Cover:http://www.flickr.com/photos/ozrkclckr/2831141960/
S Persei, "Pure and Never Simple"
Album Cover:http://www.flickr.com/photos/robfuel/2828430854/
Process Engineering, "Whiter for being washed"
Album Cover:http://www.flickr.com/photos/melissamlou/2811502505/
Aerosegovia, "Never seeing Noble Game"
Album Cover:http://www.flickr.com/photos/wicks/2811374778/
March Infitada, "Travelled altogether Behind Him"
Album Cover:http://www.flickr.com/photos/namoora/2811334281/
Anyone will try it and post their results?
Lol
Sep 4, 2008
Commercial
Wanted! A pokemon who can appreciate a good fuc-
-schia garden, and won't mind going outdoors to camp and wal-
-k. She must be dog-like in nature, white furred with a good lib-
-rary of information. She must object to me calling her F-
ido, and must hate staying in her ball and mate her trainer.
Remind you of someone? Kat Katherine Kath Kathy...urm...yeah...lol anyway, back to my project, I stayed up until 4 last night to make it. And I made an Espeon with an Umbreon. The umbreon had purple rings. Anyway I placed them in different positions that they use in the story. Oh yeah I got bored after a while tore them apart. Then I regretted killing off 45 hours of effort, but then I have a picture of Solara...lol...damn.
Signing off,
Sceptic of Eternal strife.
Gods struck an Undisclosed reader to heaven already.
Sep 3, 2008
Sep 2, 2008
Speciality
Quote Mdm Yati: The secret to a successful civilisation is labour specialisation...
This has become my humour blog. Holy Coq, Farting Fire and Disk Dumbass and finally communist lozer
Sep 1, 2008
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