Beer

One day, a man walked into a bar. He looked at the barman and asked for three beers.
"You crazy?"
"No. My bro's in Australia and my best friend is in China, so we drink everyday to celebrate."
"That's a good reason." The barman shrugged, and this continued for 3 years.
Then one fine day, he ordered 2 beers instead. All the other bar regular went silent, and the barman shed a tear.
"I grieve for your terrible loss." The man looked confused for a moment, before recovering.
"Oh. No. I just quit drinking."